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What are the 10 foods you must have in your refrigerator and/or your kitchen cabinet?
Submitted by Carol.
I must have some food in my fridge? Erm. Okay, I know what ten foods I do always have in the fridge/cupboard:
Rancid milk
Mouldy carrots
Half jar of pesto of uncertain vintage
Bag of wholewheat pasta with not quite enough pasta for a snack in
Half packet of mistakenly purchased dry kitten food
1 egg a day away from it's use-by
Bottle of screw cap white wine slowly turning to vinegar
Almost empty tube of tomato puree no-one remembers buying
Sachet of hollandaise sauce that 'might come in useful for picnics'
Half a bottle of strawberry liquer
Yeah so maybe I should look at our shopping habits a bit closer...
